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Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We kindle and char and in flame and ignite. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.


Background Image: Our poster siren Datana Artemis & the treasure room in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland

Music: A Pirate's Life for me!

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PLUNDER!
Updated 5 August, 2014

New rewards include:
A Pirate's Caribbean Cruise & Treasure Hunt for 2
Custom Silicone Mermaid Tail
Online Fantasy Fitness dance class sessions
A licensed I Dream of Jeannie Bottle
5 day Total Sirenity Island Experience in Hawaii
and oodles more
          Your $25 enrollment in Siren School affords far more than mere matriculation. Your annual registration enables you to participate in the classes, workshops and events of your choice. Even more thrilling, all enrolled students are automatically included in the PLUNDER perqs program (Pupils Looting Unrestrained 'N' Deriving Enriching Rewards).

This enables you to earn ducats (reward points) just by getting involved in the siren community, doing everything from sharing things on social media to submitting your first article to la Vie Sirene magazine to swimming with wild dolphins in the Bahamas or sleeping in a tree house resort

Enrollment is $25 annually


Here be the swag ye can snag with the ducats ye be amassin':

2500 ducats (choice of one)

  • Siren School Mug, choice of logo
  • Pair of Zills (finger cymbals)
  • Single advert or story sponsorship in la Vie Sirene magazine

5000 ducats (choice of one)

  • Siren School Tote Bag, choice of logo
  • Coin Hip Scarf in color of choice
  • Complimentary single session online Web Workshop or paid event
  • Advert or story sponsorship in la Vie Sirene magazine for 3 months

10,000 ducats (choice of one)

  • Siren School Tank or T-shirt, choice of logo & color
  • Polynesian print Sarong
  • Complimentary annual Siren School enrollment for a friend, enabling her to earn Plunder ducats of her own!
  • Video advert in la Vie Sirene magazine

25,000 ducats (choice of one)

50,000 ducats (choice of one)

100,000 ducats (choice of one)

150,000 ducats (choice of one)

  • Pair of Belly Dance Fan Veils
  • Complimentary Hair or Makeup session at a Siren School weekend Mythic Adventure event
  • Siren Soiree Party of your choice for up to 20
  • Basic weekend Mythic Adventure event for 1 - double occupancy
  • 24 live video Fantasy Fitness Dance Class sessions in your genre(s) of choice with Siren School Headmistress Joy

250,000 ducats (choice of one)

  • Pirate Cutlass with basket guard
  • Indian Sari ensemble
  • Complimentary Professional Photography Session at a weekend Mythic Adventure event
  • Full weekend Mythic Adventure event for 1 - double occupancy
  • Custom Fabric Mermaid Tail

375,000 ducats (choice of one)

500,000 ducats (choice of one)

  • I Dream of Jeannie Bottle (licensed)
  • Pin-Up Makeover & Professional Photoshoot
  • A full weekend Mythic Adventure event for 2 - double occupancy
  • Custom Silicone Mermaid Tail
  • Your name as Sponsor of our Scholarship Fund for a year
  • Weekend of Total Joy with our Headmistress in San Francisco

1,000,000 ducats

With one click you can enroll yourself today
Enrollment is $25 annually

Join our rabble-rousing band of miscreant Plundererers in a beta test group on Facebook to be keeping track of yer loot!

Here be how to go about earnin' them coveted ducats:
We will log the bulk of your activities for you, aside from those first few that are followed by an asterisk*, which we ask you to note on your own since you'll likely complete these tasks on the surreptitiously without our knowing

5 ducats earned for the following

  • 'Like' or 'Follow' any of our social media pages* {Siren School, Siren Life, The Siren School Salon, Siren Soirees, Fantasy Fitness, Mythic Adventures, The Untouched, Shared Treasure Hunt, Cup of Mystery}
  • Subscribe to the daily version of la Vie Sirene magazine* -- It's free!
10 ducats earned for each of the following
  • Share any of our social media posts on your own pages*
  • Have a Birthday* :)

25 ducats earned for each of the following

50 ducats earned for each of the following

100 ducats earned for each of the following

  • Submit a proofed & polished Article, Short Story, Book/Movie Review or Testimonial that is posted in la Vie Sirene
  • Enroll a friend ($25)
  • Attend a Siren Soiree
  • Order a 'Spot of Mystery' Cup of Mystery tea game
  • Suggest a Restaurant, Venue or Excursion spot that we end up patronizing at a Mythic Adventure

250 ducats earned for each of the following

  • Sponsor a story or advert or refer a vendor who subsequently advertises in la Vie Sirene magazine
  • Order a '3-Course Mystery' Cup of Mystery tea game
  • Take a 6-week Fantasy Fitness dance class
  • Become a Salonniere & start a Siren School salon in your area
  • Suggest a Craft or cultural Activity we end up using at a Mythic Adventure event
  • Post an "I (heart) Siren School" photo on your social media page

500 ducats earned for each of the following

1,000 ducats earned for each of the following

2500 ducats earned for each of the following

5,000 ducats earned for each of the following

10,000 ducats earned for each of the following

25,000 ducats earned for each of the following

While you're at it, why not enroll a friend too? It's worth 100 ducats!
Enrollment is $25 annually

Ducat values subject to change & program adjustments until cashed out

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